Oh, The Places You've Been

I feel like I've done a lot of traveling in my lifetime. I mean, why wouldn't I when I used to work for an airline and all? But looking at this map of places I've been, it seems so... small. And sad. Time to get to work on that!

And the rest of the world...

Where the hell have you been?

Look real close and you'll see I've actually been to a bunch of islands. Those tiny red dots? They're not Microsoft Paint mistakes, they're actual countries. Ones that I've been to. So hush.

Oh, and just a fair warning: I might be a bit sleepy and/or cranky tomorrow a.m.; I'm going to get rocked out by Estradasphere at the Middle East Club tonight. The show doesn't even start until 9, which is already pushing my bed time, so we'll see how I cope. 'Till then, rock stars.