Ridin' Dirty
Oh. My. God. My dreams have come true- mechanical bulls are now for sale... for home use. I tried this baby out at the mall the other day and let me tell you, nothing makes a grown woman look and feel more pervy than riding the iGallop in the entranceway to Brookstone.
Of course, this here bronco doesn't really buck, per se, it's more of a... gyration. Still, I'm 99% sure that I need it. I'm putting in the request today with student council to buy us one for our next staff party. Giddyup!
*Note the direction of the arrows: this woman is serious about having fun.
posted by shelleycoughlin at 7:26 AM
8 Comments:
Quite frankly, NPW, I'm shocked -- shocked! -- that you didn't purchase this nightmarish gizmo on the spot.
7:30 PM
i love her workout gear...i mean...does that REALLY constitute a WORKOUT?
10:34 PM
Lex- you know you want to try that. BAD.
Aaron- It took a lot of willpower... and also, the threat that my roommates would kick my ass if I brought that home.
Meg- That thing is supposedly for a "core workout". Guess it depends on what you call your core.
8:00 AM
wait a second, isn't that the thing you had me try out at the mall? you are obsessed!
8:02 AM
K- don't be hatin' that I'll have a sweet new ride. I'll even let you try it when you get out here.
8:10 AM
She looks like she is going to fall forward and smash those pearly whites....horrid
5:14 AM
She looks like she is doing a pas de douor...ooops did I make up that last word? Viva la lipazan stallions.....
5:18 AM
She just needs a lasso and a pooper scooper and she could be riding a Lipizzaner Stallion.
7:52 AM
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