J. Depp Would Be Ashamed

The breaking news last week that the school spirit day theme was PIRATES was a bit misleading, for me as well as you. I (wrongly) assumed that there would be one glorious day of brigands and sword-brandishing, gun powder and black flags. Instead, the entire week has been pirate-themed. Which sounds great, right? Until the announcement came down that the following items were not allowed in school: swords, hats, eye patches, and hooks. And although they didn't mention it, I'm assuming that list also includes rum, cannons, pistols, and peg legs. So basically the school spirit theme is not actually "pirate week", but "dress normally as yourself and pretend to be a pirate" week. Boooooring.