Yo Ho Ho

Big plans up here in the biblioteca:

• This just in: the school spirit day theme is PIRATE day! Yar! I'm going to loosely interpret this to mean I can wear an eye patch and drink rum from a jug. I should totally invite Johnny Depp to join in the revelry.
• The school fashion show - students have designed and created their own fashions. And yes, this means they sewed up fabrics and whipped up some gimp necklaces and bedazzled the hell out of jeans. I can't wait to see it. They're even building a catwalk in wood shop.
• An 8th grade social and dance. If there's one thing I've learned this year, it's to never miss a chance to disengage 8th graders tongues from each others mouths. By "social" they mean "opportunity to grope a member of the opposite sex in the semi-dark cafeteria".
• Grade 5 Move Up Day. My main goal as librarian is to scare the poop out of the wee little ones before they make it up here. You know, weed them out a bit. See which of 'em can make it up here in the Big House.
• One final DDR tournament to bring home the championship.

As you can see, my calendar is filling up. The end of the school year is just going to fly by!