On the Moon

"On the moon, nerds have their pants pulled down and they are spanked with MOON ROCKS!" -Err

It's true. Last time I was on the Moon, I wore my t-shirt that says I Heart Nerds and they lined 'em up and gave me front row seating for the Moon Rock spanking. Then I had a trial to determine whether or not I was a nerd. Of course, I am, so they found me guilty. But I managed to escape with the guy from Virgin Airlines, you know, the dude who invented the new space rocket or whatever. So he gave me a lift home and he was pretty happy because I showed him the maps at A9.com and he followed them to my house and it even showed him pictures from space.

Yeah, so that happened and it was pretty cool.