The Crabs Are Dead! Long Live The Crabs!

Friends, friends of friends, random countrymen:

It has happened. The last of the spider crabs has passed on to a better place. I would have held a mini-burial for him, but A) I am not reaching into the bottom of that slimy-ass tank and touching him, and B) most of his furry horrific body was already consumed by the puffer fish, so would it really be worth it?

My flags will be at half-mast today. As should yours.