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Monday, December 04, 2006

Doin' It Up W.T. Styles

I am dubbing the past weekend the "White Trash Extravaganza" in honor of recent events:
  1. Our new neighbors- two women (friends? sisters? lovers?), each over 350 pounds, one of them the proud owner of a baby covered in a permanent layer of it's own puke. On Saturday night Chris and I were treated to a screaming fight between said women which also involved the breaking and slamming of many things. The smaller of the two bellowed phrases like: "You ruined my table and you ruined my life!" and "Who took care of you while you were pregnant and brought you Marlboro Lights?!". Oh, and did I mention this was at 1 a.m.? And it took place in their driveway? Which is directly below our bedroom window? Amusing, yes.
  2. Our NH shopping excursion to continue the quest for a couch. My mother informed me of a sale going on at Furniture World and mentioned I should stop by there. I am here to tell you that my mother owes both Chris and I a written apology for making us waste 15 minutes of our lives in that hell hole. Think I'm kidding? There was a couch covered in stone-washed denim with little denim bows, people. No joke.
  3. Chris's first trip to the Christmas Tree Shops*. He was appropriately amazed and disgusted in equal portions. He also made up a game where he'd exclaim over ridiculous items ("Is that a boot tray?!?!") and try to get people excited enough to pick one up and put it in their cart. It's amazing what the power of suggestion can do in a place like the CTS. All I can say is, I tried to warn him.
That's just how it goes in New Hampshire. We live free (and W.T. ) or we die. Represent.

*PS: For you New Yorkers I'd like to say- lucky you!


Anonymous Anonymous rocks hardcore!

horrification on all levels...imagine your mothers sending you to that white trash store...whats up with her?

Viva la CTS....and you may even get to do your own commercial...don't youjust love a bargain????

2:14 PM

Blogger NancyPearlWannabe rocks hardcore!

Seriously. I think my mother's on crack or something.

Also: I HAVE INTERNET! In my apartment!

7:07 PM

Blogger Aaron rocks hardcore!

Apropos of nothing (certainly not this post), here's a bunch of behind-the-scenes vids of Harry Potter 5. 'Cause I know you like the magic and the whatnot:

Wizard battle!

7:08 PM

Blogger Ween rocks hardcore!

At least you know what your neighbors are fighting about. I only catch snippets over the fence. Last week the cops came to the other neighbor's apartment. Helicopters! Search lights!

I still have no idea what happened.

This is why my husband insists we will not buy a house next to an apartment building. Renting one is bad enough.

And maybe the worst part is that we're in a good part of town.

I also might be sad that there is no picture of the denim couch.

7:18 PM

Anonymous alyndabear rocks hardcore!

Hee. Your new neighbours sound like FUN!

2:46 AM

Blogger That Chick Over There rocks hardcore!

OMG. I cannot stop laughing. All my coworkers are looking at me in contempt and I don't even care!

8:39 AM

Blogger NancyPearlWannabe rocks hardcore!

Aaron: I totally watched every one of those clips. This movie is going to rock. For reals. Also: I can't make the 16th- I almost forgot one of my oldest friends from high school is getting married that day. Boo.

W: Helicopters! Our neighbors aren't ghetto enough to warrant helicopters, I guess, just C and I peeping through the blinds to make sure they weren't stabbing each other with cigarette butts.

Aly: Want 'em? I'll buy them a one-way to Sydney.

TCOT: Wee! Thanks!

8:58 AM


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