The 93rd Day

Sometimes I marvel at how horribly wrong things tend to go for me. Like when someone sends me a link for a website on which my estranged aunt is posing in a leather bustiere. Other times it seems everything works exactly how it should. Today appears to be both.

On the bright side, I had entirely forgotten that we have split pay and that we get a pay increase at the 93rd day of school. So what does that mean for the fortunate NPW? Well that right there just paid for my $80 a month gym membership. Plus we have three pay periods this month. March is where it's AT, yo.