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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Secret Mission: Corporate America

Here is my secret mission (well, as secret as a blog can be): I want to buy a Wal*Mart store. Buy it outright. Then I’ll have a free-for-all getting rid of all the stuff inside so I can use that giant, 10,000 square foot area as my very own personal office space. The entire store will be pitch black, except in the very center where I will keep my desk. There, a giant spotlight will shine down on me doing my very non-important work like unsticking Post-Its from each other. If someone needs to schedule an appointment with me, they will have to face walking all the way to my desk with a smaller spotlight following them as they approach.

Screw education, I'm going corporate.

1 Comments:

Blogger Hideous_Kinky rocks hardcore!

It's a cold dark lonley place where you live, isn't it??

7:27 PM

 

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