Mensa Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam

I spent this entire week refusing to buy a new bag of coffee because I didn't want to shell out the $8. Instead, every morning I walked up to Au Bon Pain at 6:25 a.m. and bought one for $1.59. At seven days, that means I spent $11.13.

A bag of Starbucks coffee would've lasted me a month.

Yes, I do dumb things. Shush.